Tag Archive for Oldsite
Quick Notes from the Desert
September 10th, 2007
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Just a few odds'n'ends rattling around in my head Etisalat is not actively blocking AIM, but port 5190 doesn't work here, change ...
The Weekend Starts here
August 11th, 2007
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Madeline is currently here in the UAE working, which is pretty freakin' sweet. Not wanting to hang around the villas, we decided to set o ...
Somerset: The Ultimate Tourists Guide
August 1st, 2007
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While I haven't lived in Somerset all my life, or even most of my life; I have lived there the longest. To the casual passer-by, Somerset ...
Defining Madeline
July 5th, 2007
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Madeline: i also find it silly anytime I refer to you as my 'boyfriend', it is just a silly thing to say Christian: I won't tell you w ...
We need a creative outlet..
June 26th, 2007
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Below is a snippet of a fairly typical conversation between Rob and Myself (warning, perhaps a little on the politically incorrect side) ...
Bunnies, Tags and Home
June 25th, 2007
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I've decided to buy myself and Madeline each a Nabaztag. Specifically, a Nabaztag/tag. I can't really decide how to describe these de ...
"The IT Guy", a Rant
June 17th, 2007
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I would like to preface this by saying that I am just in a really pissed off mood, and under normal circumstances I wouldn't say half of this. ...
Oh hai, I upgraded ur browsers.
June 12th, 2007
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I've long been a fan of Safari for OS X. It's just faster than anything else I've used.Unfortunately, I really, really like the web se ...
New Mac, Old Tricks
May 4th, 2007
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My precious 12" powerbook "Hardtack" died for real this morning. As a result, I now have a brand spanking new Macbook (that I hate..sort of). ...
Wee!
April 30th, 2007
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Alright, well I've successfully (and finally) moved to the new server...it's Zippy!The past few weeks have prompted me to spend some serio ...
Hosting providers suck
April 3rd, 2007
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So, after a lengthy stay at my current hosting provider..it looks like I need to move...again.Full details follow, but the short version is: The s ...
Bedouin Rhapsody
March 25th, 2007
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A month and a half later, I finally have something that resembles internet access. What can happen in six-ish weeks?A lot, and not much. We ...
This Desert Life
February 11th, 2007
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Well, I've been in country for a few weeks, and I thought I might put some of my experiences thus far to paper blog. I've been doing a lo ...
Random
February 5th, 2007
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Just a bunch of things that have been rattling around. I hate Madelines toothpaste, it tastes the way Goldbond smells (and fee ...
The Love Song of C. Herbert Sullivan
February 3rd, 2007
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I give you fair warning, this is bound to be a rather long, rambling and introspective post. If you are a glutton for punishment, read on.&nb ...
UAE Bound, I made it.
February 1st, 2007
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Technically, I've been in the UAE for about 15 hours or so. I just figured I would wrap up the story of my arrival and make a few "first ...
UAE Bound, it continues
January 30th, 2007
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The saga continues. I've got 14 hours until my next flight. That flight is 13.5 hours. I haven't slept at all yet, and thus far I've h ...
UAE Bound, the first 12
January 30th, 2007
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Right now I am stuck sitting in the JFK airport for the next 22 hours, I'm exhausted, I have no money, and no hotel room. And my bags are m ...
Christmas Retrospective
December 25th, 2006
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A few minutes ago Amy sent me a text message wishing me a Merry Christmas. Something about the timing made me break out in a huge smile. So as I ...
Land of Confusion
September 15th, 2006
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As a kid, my first memory of MTV was Genesis' "Land of Confusion". The video was (and still is) one of my favorites. Recently, Disturbed has cove ...
Mini VS Monster
July 20th, 2006
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Spotted this monster truck in front of Mulhollens garage on my way back from the liquor store Saturday (on my way to the Nth Annual). I thought ...
If everyone else jumped off a bridge..
July 18th, 2006
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So, Dave filled this silly thing out... Not one to be left out, here is my meme profile nonsense. Note: This silly meme thing is ass long, so I de ...
Single Mom?
July 17th, 2006
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Last night I was bored and taking tests on OkCupid. Someone sent me a message, so I of course looked at her profile...what I found therein has le ...
I am not dead, kindly STFU
July 10th, 2006
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Recently I've decided to spend more time on my own projects and less time "available" as it were. To put an end to all the discussion (assuming a ...
eBay + Fair Contest = Cheaters
May 20th, 2006
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To put it bluntly, I am pissed (not in the english sense, in the redneck trailer sense). I've been playing the DaVinci code challenge, and managed ...
Proper Cell Phone Etiquette
May 17th, 2006
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As ridiculous as it sounds, most people seem to have no sense of proper etiquette. NONE. So here is my list of rants and rules. First off, I hate ...
Registering and A call for ideas
May 5th, 2006
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How to register for the site (for the moment at least) and ideas to help drive traffic to My Shameless Pandering Registration: Since I still have ...
Thoughts on Phishing
May 1st, 2006
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I receive several emails a day notifying me that my account has been compromised and need to update account information. These are of course "phis ...
Riki Lindhome, Marry Me?
April 21st, 2006
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For a while now I've been trying to find out who the girl in the McDonalds McGriddle commercial was. Well, I finally found out. Her name is ...
Private Shoen
April 13th, 2006
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My brother is a weird guy. Out of the blue he emails me this video (I didn't even realize he knew my email address) that apparently he and a room- ...
Win My Powerbook!
April 12th, 2006
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I am sure by now everyone has seen the dude over at MakeMeSwitch whoring for an iMac. Not to be outdone, I have a novel (and potentially more rew ...
A plea for flickr people
April 8th, 2006
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I have a few simple requests for those of you who use the glorious photo sharing service flickr Please, please, post some goddamned pictures soon. ...
New site is live!
April 4th, 2006
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The new site is live, feel free to play with it. Currently new user registration is disabled, and there are still a few small bugs that need to be ...
Spam Desperation
March 29th, 2006
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Apparently, mass mail authors (Spammers!) have gotten more desperate as of late... 
Guess I'll go eat worms...
March 24th, 2006
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I know no one but me cares...but it's getting closer.
More Nokia Joy
March 22nd, 2006
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As previously mentioned (repeatedly) I now have a Nokia 770. It takes some digging, but I am finding more and more uses for it. First up, an exp ...
The eBay Hostage Game
March 21st, 2006
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One of my biggest gripes about eBay is the way feedback works. It seems that every seller, including reputable ones, plays t ...
Nokia 770!!!
March 16th, 2006
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Well, I did it. I went out and bought the Nokia 770 last night. Apparently, CompUSA is running a sale or something...read on for the specifics and ...
Taxes!?
March 13th, 2006
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So, I have a tax return coming...and while I should save it..my technolust is in full swing.. So the question is, what to buy?On one hand, I am ...
Cellular Junky
February 27th, 2006
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When it comes to cell phones, I am a complete addict. I spend hours poring over reviews and daydreaming of the day the US rolls out HSPDA. For ma ...
Bachelorhood
February 22nd, 2006
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It's Midnight on a Tuesday. I'm sitting here in my underwear watching cartoons, eating a Ranch Dressing/Bell Pepper/Black Pepper/Mushroom/American ...
Scud T-shirt
February 8th, 2006
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Scud: The Disposable Assassing was one of the best comics ever I finally got my hands on a Scud t-shirt, here is the back. For those of you ...
State of the TODO Address
February 2nd, 2006
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For those of you who care (all four of you, apparently)..here is the state of the ToDo list. First, and most exciting is the new theme. (preview ...
FREON ToDo
January 26th, 2006
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I am irritated with constantly saying FREON needs an update but then doing nothing about it. For no one besides myself, here is a to-do. Core Fix ...
Site modules
January 23rd, 2006
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I got a moments inspiration, and did a little site code. The updates are primarily trivial. I updated the list order on the comments to make it a ...
Thanks Mr. Assface
January 23rd, 2006
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To all of you idiotic backhoe operators..this goes out to you. Moved to a new server this weekend. All would be swell, excluding two things. First ...
UT2004 Compression
January 5th, 2006
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Lately I've been tinkering quite a bit with the ut2004 dedicated server I run. Needless to say, I've run into some, ahem, frustrations. The proble ...
TinyURL Fun
December 30th, 2005
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So, bored off my ass..I decided to start playing with TinyURL So, I of course started with the gimmes. tinyurl.com/fuck Then I tried TinyURL.com/ ...
Funny Queries
December 28th, 2005
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I've been saying for a while that I get some hits from funny search queries, below is the list of some of the best: Notes on the query are italici ...
Blue Phone Elite
December 27th, 2005
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Oh boy oh boy. Just when you though I couldn't love cell phones and macs any more... I was pointed in the direction of a little OS X app called Bl ...
Migration
December 19th, 2005
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Moved Servers today.. I moved my servers today from the beast with no name to an EV1 dedicated. All in all it was fairly painless, except I lost f ...
Windows OneCare Live
December 2nd, 2005
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Maybe, just maybe, Microsoft gets it. I've recently installed OneCare Live...let's see what it can do. Please note, this should be considered prel ...
Reel Big Fish and Cubicle Madness
November 18th, 2005
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Last night Joe and I went to Club Zoo in Pittsburgh to see Reel Big Fish. Club Zoo, if you are curious, was previously (in a cooler past life) M ...
Updates, ahoy.
November 1st, 2005
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Mmmmm updates. Things you will want to know about: I have added a photo gallery again. It's been a long time coming, and it's finally back. I hav ...
I <3 Flock
October 22nd, 2005
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There is a new mozilla flavor out..and I loves it. Flock has replaced Firefox as my windows browser of choice. Just a few of the sweet ass feature ...
OS X
October 21st, 2005
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OS X look on Windows XP Please do not link directly to the file, instead use the Permalink so that I may track exactly how many downloads there a ...
SQL Problems
October 10th, 2005
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As many people have noted, the site has been experiencing problems. Currently the old MySQL database is missing, and the system has been transitio ...
GMail Atom Feed Magic
May 19th, 2005
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Most people have noticed that GMail is offering an RSS (Atom, technically) feed. However there seems to be some belief that it is not fully availa ...
Not So Dramatic readings
May 11th, 2005
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Chuck and Cathy have submitted some funny shit. Click here to download the not so dramatic reading of "Cyber" and follow up from "Legend of the Bl ...
Mailing List
March 21st, 2005
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**UPDATED 04-17-05 ** Are you from somerset? Want to keep abreast of the latest news? Want to crack jokes about abreast? In the interest of provid ...
Buttload of Nothing
February 8th, 2005
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Get ready sportsfans, here are the latest (small) updates. I've added only a few small things, but here goes. User registration User Sign-in Admin ...
Updates
January 27th, 2005
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There hasn't been a whole lot going on with the site as of late, but here are the (few) updates. The site engine has a name, "freon". This (like t ...
Name that software!
December 20th, 2004
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Currently, the freezerpants site engine is without a name. An objective on the "To-Do" list is to name the SiteEngine. I would love for some user ...
The "list"
December 1st, 2004
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Things to do: Admin system (huge....) Users...(kill me now) Avatar System Ability to edit/remove existing stories Fix default forms text (javasc ...
Test Site
November 22nd, 2004
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So yeah. This is the new site. Sort of. It's probably really broken, but if you see anything that doesn't work, or have any ideas on how I can ma ...
A new hope
November 22nd, 2004
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I am in the process of creating an all new code engine for freezerpants. You are welcome to preview it at http://freezerpants.com/new/ I make no p ...
The art of nailing chicks: 'The Moped'
June 30th, 2004
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Any man who just read that title already knows this method. In fact, they are probably laughing quietly to themselves, and thinking about that tim ...
Morning wood.
June 28th, 2004
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Announcements, revelations, and other things that sound really important follow. And it's about morning wood. Click read more. Like most men, I ...
What a girl wants.
March 8th, 2004
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So, a friend of mine wrote this because she is tired of guys screwing up, and well, I thought that guys (and girls!) should get a chance to read i ...
Satanic Awesome!
March 6th, 2004
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I was going to Photoshop a fucking sweet logo for my new band Satanic Awesome! but I decided it would rock double to show our tour pictures. The ...
Fenchurch and Hanzo, campaign trail '04
February 10th, 2004
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After liberating my people from the oppressive regime of the Izzikhastani regime, I, hanzo, have come to your country to help Los Toste Rebelli ga ...
The art of nailing chicks. ''The hot friend''
February 10th, 2004
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As men, (except for you fags, you know, those of you who do dudes in the dude hole), we always want to nail the hottest girl around. This is wrong ...
HATEMAIL!
February 4th, 2004
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Apparently, abusing women isn't funny. This of course is news to me, because I always have a pretty good laugh when I see girls in big dark sungla ...
What is love?
January 27th, 2004
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Do you know what love is? Yes? Read the official Freezerpants guide to "What is love" and see just how wrong you are. Click read more or the gerb ...
Casting Call!
January 11th, 2004
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I now know several people who will take it in the ass. And like it. Click read more for the full details As mentioned in the Lead, I know of seve ...
I wanna be a sea-born ranger..I wanna bust fishermen!
December 25th, 2003
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I talked to my friend "The Limey" today. He's in the coast guard, and he isn't even american. Yay him. But at any rate, apparently he got a new un ...
Vodka is my friend
December 14th, 2003
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hanzo's note: while this is a rambling post, since JC took that time to write it, I will take the time to post it. Have fun with it. Tuesday nigh ...
Geeks are scary. Strippers aren't.
December 12th, 2003
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I'm a geek. And up until recently, I would freely admit this, but the past few months observations have changed my mind completely about the geek ...
some cool things maybe worth taking a look at
December 4th, 2003
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feel like going to the pokey? or playing a bad joke on a friend? take a look at this. http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm speaking ...
Staples and Nutsacks
November 11th, 2003
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I was awakened this saturday night by my roomate Derek and my friend Josh. Hilarity and massive pain ensured. Read on for the goods. It just ha ...
Joe Eggbeater wants to be whisked away!
October 23rd, 2003
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Hi-Ho fans! I got a letter today from a gentleman I shall refer to as Joe Eggbeater (and no..we dont call him that because he has a big you-know-w ...
Toys for tots Drive '03
October 22nd, 2003
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Recently we went on our annual "Toys for Tots" drive. To kick off our shopping, our first stop was "Adult World" located just inside greensburgh, ...
So you're getting married?!
October 16th, 2003
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We here at freezerpants realize that without our ever informative (albeit rare) guides, some people wouldn't know which shoe to tie first. To eli ...
The Love Pharmacist (because medical school was too hard)
October 8th, 2003
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Hi! Welcome to the internet! As you may be aware, the world of "cyberspace" is filled with amazing knowledge, fun games, and a bunch of nigerian p ...
Picking up women, the warehouse way!
October 1st, 2003
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So yeah, I now work in a warehouse, which as we all know is the hippest place to pick up women. As an astute observer of human behavior (when I s ...
Socks!
August 29th, 2003
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Do you own a dryer? Do you own socks? Do you frequently own one less sock after a combination of the two? Thought so. Ever thought about a mindle ...
Revenge!! Part Deux
August 12th, 2003
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This weeks revenge installment, plus a very special episode of Family Ties. By "episode of Family Ties" I mean "site announcement". By "site anno ...
Revenge!!!
July 29th, 2003
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Part one of an indeterminably long series of revenge suggestions. Click read more for this weeks episode As a public service, freezerpants.com is ...
How whacking it saved my life...
July 24th, 2003
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Like many other single 20-somethings, I have noticed that I am (what feels like) a dying breed. Seems everyone is in a relationship, has children ...
R.D.I.'s
July 23rd, 2003
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AKA Random Drunken Injuries for those who don't know. Everyone who has ever drank heavily has had at least one of these RDI's in their lifet ...
Fuck Buddy Contract
July 22nd, 2003
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What are the rules regarding fuck buddies? Not sure? Click read more for the freezerpants guide toThe Fuck Buddy There are certain things that a ...
4th Annual, Chuck Mitchell, Pre-Somerfest, Backyard Extravaganza
July 13th, 2003
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This post exists as a heads up for all who plan to attend the aforementioned party... COME ONE COME ALL to the 4th annual, Chuck Mitchell, pre-So ...
Pictogram 07/02/2003
July 2nd, 2003
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New pictogram for all two of you who actually bother to read past the first article and check for updates. Read more for new picto Note: Answe ...
Maintaining the highest double standard
June 30th, 2003
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Some call it a double standard, but we here in Somerset prefer to call it a way of life. In fact, we pride ourselves on maintaining the highest d ...
Where do they keep the fat bitches?
June 27th, 2003
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This is a question every man wants to know. Some men ponder this becasue they wish to stay away from the rotund. Other turn this over in their h ...
Guide: How to nail babes, summer '03
June 26th, 2003
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After a little hiatus, I am back with this summers most vital guide, How to nail babes. Click read more and give 'er your "Oh" Face.. One of the ...
Pictogram Wednesday 06/25/2003
June 25th, 2003
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New pictogram, because nobody else posts... bitches Guess this shit and don't give me any lip girlies Note: Answer for last week posted i ...
Pictogram Wednesday 06/18/2003
June 18th, 2003
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Try to solve the following pictogram with no help from others. Cool, hip new pictogram potentially every week as long as I don't get lazy block. ...
The comedy styling of Derek Kaufman
June 16th, 2003
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I have been informed by Christian (who is gay) that one line articles to do not make the front page. As such, I am revising this article to confo ...
Extinct Ass-Breathing Turtle
June 14th, 2003
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I know, I thought the same thing, but it was just too bizzare to pass up. Not only was this lillte ninja thought to be extinct, it breathes ...
The Degeneration of Our Parents (or; How to make your mom waste money)
June 11th, 2003
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I have definitive proof that now that our parents have thrown us out they have far too much time and/or money on their hands. click read more or ...
Cedar Point can SUCK MY ASS!!
June 6th, 2003
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I happened to go on a trip to Cedar Point recently with an old roomate and his girlfriend/all her friends. We got to the place and it was cold as ...
SHOE!
June 5th, 2003
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If you have flipped through the pages of any magazine or been to footlocker (presumably for your two pair of air force ones), you have seen the Ni ...
FPDS: Updated Forms
May 29th, 2003
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Neilan Fenchurch and I (hanzo) have created updated forms for sexual act/favors pre-screening and application for sexual acts/favors Please click ...
You won't like me when I'm drunk...
May 28th, 2003
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Everyone has that friend. You know, the one that gets real drunk, and destroys a city block with Mothra like laser-eye beams. Not sure which one t ...
The Wingman: a job, duty, life, and calling.
May 23rd, 2003
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Ah, the wingman. One of the most vital creatures in the precious ecosystems of adults. Click read more for a study of "The Wingman" The Wingman. ...
Poke the Penguin
May 21st, 2003
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http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm
For some reason its fun.