I figured I might as well do it too
Note: I don't have my complete music library here

How many songs do you have?
8,343, 21.5 days, 36.29 GB

Sort by artist:
First Artist: A.O.S
Last Artist: 1000 Homo DJs

Sort by song title:
First Song: A - Barenaked Ladies
Last Song: !!!!! - The Roots

Sort by time:
Shortest Song (I took liberties with this): "Fuck the Kids II" - NOFX [0:05]
Longest Song (I held it to a single song): "Prisoner of Society (Live)" - The Living End [31:54]

Sort by album:
First Album: Abbey Road - The Beatles
Last Album: 1984 - Van Halen

Sort by “last played”:
"She Don't Care" - Descendents

Top 10 most played songs:
1. Aesop Rock - "Bring Back Pluto"
2. AC/DC - "Back in Black"
3. Alice In Chains - "Would?"
4. Bad Religion - "New Dark Ages"
5. Everclear - "Rockstar"
6. Ministry - "Rio Grande Blood"
7. Minor Threat - "Minor Threat"
8. Nine Inch Nails - "In This Twilight"
9. The Roots - "The Lesson - Part III (It's Over Now)"
10. Tenacious D - "Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)"

What are the first five songs that come up on shuffle?
1. Horrorist - "Flesh Is The Fever"
2. Porno For Pyros - "Good Gods Urge"
3. Talking Heads - "Memories Can't Wait"
4. H2O - "Here Today Gone Tomorrow"
5. Barenaked Ladies - "Straw Hat and Old Dirty Hank"

Search for:
"sex" - 29 songs
"love" - 157 songs
"you" - 466 songs
"death" - 22 songs
"hate" - 23 songs
"wish" - 12 songs