Just a bunch of things that have been rattling around.    

I hate Madelines toothpaste, it tastes the way Goldbond smells (and feels

Standing in the middle of a really real desert is the fastest way to change your life.

An Apple computer is a superior piece of machine, right up until you need to voice chat with a loved one.

Living in a hotel is like living in a prison, but you aren't sure what you did wrong.

BDUs are a lot more comfortable than you might think.

Money really isn't everything.

Roundabouts are the stupidest thing known to man.

If you are happy, don't fuck with it. The grass is never greener, and it just hurts.

Why is it that the people who utilize technology the least are always the first to get it?

Coke tastes the same no matter where you go.

Ketchup never does.

Paris Hilton is a dirty whore.

Alarm clocks are over rated, wake up calls for life.

Never fly coach, ever.

Never discuss politics, ever.