Last night I was bored and taking tests on OkCupid.

Someone sent me a message, so I of course looked at her profile...what I found therein has left me...confused. This profile stated that she was "..a single mother of three children" "..never married" and "...searching for the right guy".



Dude, if you have THREE fucking kids, but you've never been married (and I'm betting they all have three different fathers), you are "searching the wrong fucking way. Seriously.

And if they are all from the same father, after the first one you should have been like "put a ring on my finger fool!"

I mean, don't get me wrong, I understand that shit happens and sometimes you might get knocked up...ONCE.

But if you have managed to get knocked up three seperate times (regardless of whether it was with the same guy or not) and you haven't managed to get married, you need to stop fucking.

There is this little thing I like to call a blowjob. Most men will settle for it, and your chances of popping out another baby drop to almost zero. (there is that random chance that something will go terribly wrong, I guess)

Furthermore, if you are looking for a nice guy, having three bastard children typically doesn't help the search process.

As stated, I understand that sometimes accidents happen. That's fine, I won't criticize anyone for that (of course I won't even THINK about dating you), but I am pretty sure any "nice" guy in his right mind will stay the fuck away from you and your three brats.

Just a thought.