How to register for the site (for the moment at least) and ideas to help drive traffic to My Shameless Pandering

Registration:

Since I still haven't implemented the registration code on the site, if you want an account for Freezerpants, please just shoot me an email.

Registration of course is required for posting comments and (eventually) other fun stuff on the site.

First, let me start by thanking Amy for the huge donation, it was a much needed shot in the arm.

Now, on to new business. I need to devise a scheme to get more traffic at the site. None of my myspace whoring friends has posted a link (or no one has clicked on it) and basically traffic has been flat since like the third or fourth day.

I need something, a gimmick, some reason for people to stop by the site.

So, here is the deal, I need ideas. Any idea at all of something that I can reasonably do to boost traffic. I considered calling Mr. Shockey (my junior high principal and Arch-Rival) to conduct an interview, but I understand he has since retired, and that would likely only be funny for the Somerset kids.

Suggestions, anyone?