I have a few simple requests for those of you who use the glorious photo sharing service flickr Please, please, post some goddamned pictures soon.

I understand that some of you are on "free" accounts and can't post a shit load every month, but fer chrissakes, upload something goddamnit. For your convenience, here is a list of guilty parties:

• Dave
• Amy
• Cora Frola (she is doing better than you fags, but still being slow/gay)
• Paige Atkinson

And here are people who don't apparently have (or use) a flickr account, but should:

• Shea
• Becca
• Dearmitt
• The Montgomerys
• Derek

And finally, for anyone who has done it (Gay Todd Holsopple) don't swipe other peoples photos then post them on your flickr page. It's turbo gay.

You may resume your regularly scheduled day.