I've been saying for a while that I get some hits from funny search queries, below is the list of some of the best: Notes on the query are italicized

• fucksimile
• late bloomers virgins
• smell of strippers They do smell good...
• making piss
• men need handjobs Like fish need water
• how to give handjob in grade school If you don't know, you probably shouldn't attempt it
• add me to mailing list fag Heh..
• morbid obese nut sack
• nike invincibility
• kids in pants.com
• funny and embarrassing stories about peeing your pants
• drunks act nonverbally
• annorexic pictures
• guinnes penetration No comment
• handjob department
• john stossel private toll roads
• maytag man uniform
• nude marshmellow pics
• butt pounding christmas And a butt pounding christmas to you too!
• staple nutsack picture
• archive video of me giving head in the shower
• slather mayo hair
• "dirk dobbins"
• can i watch you cum i want to see you shoot your stuff
• cramps after being fingered You're pregnant.. ;)
• fakir 5 stretching
• guys jerking off while looking at themselves in the mirror Oh yeah, lots of those here..
• ways to loosen up before threesome Drinking, duh

And the best one ever.....

• leprechaun and retarded and wisconsin

There are about a zillion pertaining to handjobs, fucking, drinking, puking, and a disturbingly large amount that center around pedophilia and necrophilia...