I am in the process of creating an all new code engine for freezerpants. You are welcome to preview it at http://freezerpants.com/new/

I make no promises that it's going to work, but hey, it's new.

If you find any bugs or have any suggestions (I will ignore suggestions for adding new content, I already know about that) please email me. If you can't find my email address on this page, woops.

Since I know the articles are why everyone comes here, rest easy friends. I will be adding a full archive of the stories you have come to know and love from this version to the new site. There may be some broken images, sorry.

Oh, and I guess I will be moving the images and creating a new picture gallery as well. Not that anyone uses THAT thing.....