I was going to Photoshop a fucking sweet logo for my new band Satanic Awesome! but I decided it would rock double to show our tour pictures. The following is a pictorial chronology of events that took place on our summer Most Awesomest! tour.

Read more or I will pluck your ass hair... one by one We kicked off the tour by getting some conceptual stuff together. This is an artist’s rendition of how fucking cool I’ll look before I spit fire. ROCK!







After we had that shit all figured out, we decided to roll out to the huge ass stadiums so bitches could show us their tits while we rocked the fuck out. But first, our satanic roadie Tom had to erect the stage.






Once the stage was up, the band proceeded to blow the balls off everyone at the concert. Here is a picture of our rhythm guitarist Brad kicking some ass.






Here is an action shot of me with fucking sweet lighting bolts flying out my hands, yeah god, you bitch.






After the show we decided to drink some fucking beer and lay waste to the peasants. This is the bassist Steve getting his shwerve on.






I’m more for the beer so I fucking drank until I passed out and died.






My kitty was sad.






I don’t remember how I got into that Santa Clause outfit but it must have been a great fucking time. Too bad god was all jacked off and totally bitched me out in front of everyone. This is an artist rendition of the encounter.






Once I came back though I was ready to party again. Unfortunately god felt the need to drop me off in the middle of fucking BFE in the dark (I was so totally scared) and as a fucking pansy ass human. So I gave that bitch the double metal






and then transformed back into my awesome self.






It was a real shit stain when I showed up at the party and saw our fucking toolbox tambourine player passed out like a little girl. So I fucking devoured his soul.






But fuckit, our road manager Bobby came in and fucking displayed our nights loot. HELL YEAH!






Then we needed to get our rocks off so we selected some bitches from the stack of pussies and converted into rampage mode. Humping ensued.






Stay tuned for our next album. Here is a preview of the cover.






-Satanic Awesome!