As men, (except for you fags, you know, those of you who do dudes in the dude hole), we always want to nail the hottest girl around. This is wrong.

Click read more, and see what's right Doing a hot bitch is always well worth it.

The problem is that there just aren't enough hot bitches (who are interested in doing us) around.

We usually try befriending one of the "hot" ones not-as hot (or downright fugly friends as our ambassador. This never, ever works. Why? The female pack mentality. Let me explain:

Women, as a whole, are acutely aware of who the "really hot" friend is in their social group. Usually the "really hot" friend is also aware of her status. And while they are all friends, all women, on some level, hate each other. I mean, HATE. A woman is only friends with another chick for as long as it takes to find a really good way to screw her over, then they are bitter enemies. This is the way it is, don't argue.

So by enlisting a girl to help you have dirty sheet/ceiling/doorframe staining sex with her best (yeah right) Hot friend, you are basically asking her to stop hating her friend long enough to get YOU laid. Yeah, and the French are born warriors.

So, how do we exploit this flaw to our advantage? Easy. You befriend the hot girl. In order to do this, you have to empty yourself of any desire to nail the "hot friend". Seriously, they can smell that shit a mile away, and if they know your version of "hangin' out" is illegal in most states, it will never happen. But, if you really can force yourself not to want to nail her, you are in stage one of Awesomeousity.

All insanely hot girls have at least a few pretty hot/sorta hot friends. These are the ones you are going to commit 14 counts of breaking and entering with a concealed sausage with.

As I mentioned, all women hate each other. They also are always secretly jealous of each other. By befriending the hottest girl in a group, she feels safe. You aren't going to stick her in the butt, you must be ok to hang out with. Her friends will barely take notice of you, because you (obviously, look in the mirror idiot) are nothing special, and you aren't doing the "hot" one. Here comes the play:

Pick the second (or third) hottest friend in the group, and quietly make advances on her. Don't ever play to her mind or any other bullshit, that will just fuck you in the long run, lets try being (reasonably) honest...play to her booty. Talk her up (but never come out and say she looks better than the "hot" one, that's too obvious), let her know that you A) want to fuck her silly B) have no desire to fuck the "hot" one silly. Never bring in intelligence or attitude into the equation, you want her to start thinking that the reason you want her is because she is somehow "better" physically than the "hot" one.

If done properly, she should be all over your balls (and soon your parents bed) for no other reason than thus:

if the "hot" one can't have you, but she can, she must be better, and must somehow be screwing over the "hot" one.(Stage two of awesomeousity)

If done properly, you can screw an entire group of friends (stage three of awesomeousity...they are bitter and resentful towards each other, that bitch), and better yet, you can still get the hot one. How?

The coup de grace in this game is getting all the girls eating out of your hand, then making them eat out of your lap, then leaving them bitter enough at each other to not slash your tires, but bitter enough at you that they WANT you to screw the "hot" one.

Why? So that she get's fucked (over) the way they did.

The best part? You get to fuck them, then make them your perfect little ambassador.

(Stage 12 of awesomousity, btw, is of course fucking every member of a group of friends, having them mad at each other, and continue fucking you to spite the others. This is vitually impossible. Especially if you're French)