Apparently, abusing women isn't funny. This of course is news to me, because I always have a pretty good laugh when I see girls in big dark sunglasses standing next to their Roid Rage boyfriends.

Apparently, my email address is also public, which is why I got the following email.

click read more now bitch, I won't tell you twice! Note: this was actually sent to webmaster@freezerpants.com , so apparently this person thinks there is some higher power with feelings that will stop me before I sin again. Wrong. I have stripped the headers (although I thought about leaving them intact..heh) and my comments are italicized.

Hello webmaster:
I have been reading the website freezepants for a while now. Sometimes it make me laugh, but most of the time it is realy tasteless. the reason I am writing you today is because I am very ANGRY (oh good, I now know that this hatemail is because she/he/it is ANGRY) over the most recent story on the site "What is love?"

In the story the author Hanzo makes a lot of references to hitting women (No I don't, fool). I was a battered girlfriend for six years, and it took a lot of strength from god and my family to brake free of that pain. I still have nightmares about my BF hitting me when I wouldn't do what he wanted me to do.

Apparently the writer doesn't realize that some things are hurtful to others, and there are some things you just don't kid about. I am guessing that the writer is a man, because no women would every joke about something as horrible as being abused. Even more upsetting is that he? is joking about hitting women who don't do what you want sexually. No woman should ever be forced to perform an act she doesn't want to, that is called RAPE, and it's illegal. I will never read this site again, and I think you should make that writer apologize to all of the women who have been beaten by husbands and BFs, and then he shouldn't be allowed to write anymore.

If you do nothing about that story, I will be forced to find out how I can have you're site shut down, the internet doesn't need hurtful filth like this.(try it beeyach)

Thank you,

XXXXX(she signed it with her username and then real name)

Oh god, I laughed so hard when I read this, I nearly pissed myself.

Where to begin?

Well, it comforts me to know that sometimes it makes you laugh. That's better than most people, who read this site for serious relationship news. And it's tasteless most of the time? Well, that's also good to know, as that means that we are getting closer to our eventual goal, all tasteless, all the time.

As noted, I never make any references to hitting women, I simply suggest that if a bitch won't put out, you need to coax her. And by coax her I mean slap her silly with a fucking phone cord until she submits (it's always better when they are crying, then people don't know you are getting your freak on). There, now I said "Hit the bitch if she don't perform" Happy now?

Since you never told us what it was you didn't do that got your ass beat, let me make some guesses:
You didn't clean the apartment, you didn't have dinner waiting for him when he came home three hours late and drunk, you didn't kiss him after he puked out the remainders of a quart of whiskey and burnt meatloaf, and you probably didn't suck his dick to wake him up every morning.

Assuming these are the reasons, let me say this: Since he expected you to clean the apartment, that obviously means that you didn't have a job, and he just wanted you to pull your weight, since he was the breadwinner. As far as having dinner ready, honey, you KNEW he was going to the bar, even though he said he would be home at 5:30, he ALWAYS goes to the bar, start cooking at 6 so its ready for him. Not kissing him/BJ alarm clock, well then you just don't appreciate him or love him. All of these are good reasons to get slapped around.

No woman should be forced to perform an act she doesn't want to do? So, jury duty is rape? I think not. And what happens if you fail to go to jury duty? They punish your ass. Which is exactly what you need, I think, a good ass punishing. Twice.

As for never letting me write for my own site again, hell lady, you might get your wish, because based on the past trend, my articles are sporadic at best, and had you paid any attention to the site, you would also realize that I write 95% of the shit. As for an apology, NO.

Why won't I apologize? Because this site is a joke. Nothing on this site is to be taken seriously, and you should have the good sense to know that. You should also have the good sense to realize that the webmaster is going to be the same guy who posts all the content, and since articles are content...blah blah blah.

Oh, and since you are never coming to this site again, stick to your word, dummy, I can see that you still visit it every so often, so obviously it wasn't that offensive.

Finally, are u hot? Can I have some pix of ur boobies? I promise not to show them to ne1! please!