I now know several people who will take it in the ass. And like it.

Click read more for the full details As mentioned in the Lead, I know of several people that will take it in the ass, willingly, and like it.

Now, even excluding the two gay men this involves, that still leaves more than one girl.

Now, after you rule out the girl that is my ex, and the girls that won't have sex with me, that leaves...no one.

Now, as we all know, doing chicks in the ass is, hands down, the coolest thing you can do, next to blow it in her ear..(bitch be wearin' a swimcap next time, yo!)

I am not a greedy person, so my proposal extends to all people, here goes:

If you are a girl:

Option #1 I will pay you $30 if you let a guy do you in the ass. The catch is that it has to be a guy you aren't currently dating or sleeping with, and that you have never dated or slept with.

It also has to verified by me or one of my agents (to be determined based on circumstances). The easiest way to prove it of course would be to video tape it, or have an approved agent witness it. However, I will entertain other proposed verification methods. Finally, in order to claim the money, it has to be YOU who approaches the guy about it.

Option #2 You approach me about doing you in the ass. Since I think paying you for this would constitute prostitution in most states, you will not receive the money for the ass pounding I so richly deserve to give you. Instead, I will be paying you for the picture I will take of you nude. (Pre or post ass pounding, you choose!) In the unlikely event that I receive multiple offers, I will operate on a first come/hottest served basis. Unless you want to get ass-pummeled for free, in which case I will do you all.

What you say? That's not enough money!? See the end of this article for additional money making oppurtunities.

For the men:

Option #1: If you manage to talk a girl you have never dated or slept with into MAP (mad anal penetration), you will need to verify it the same way as the girls. Either via an agent of Freezerpants.com or video tape, all of which are subject to approval before being declared a winner. Now, since you are getting the money, and we know you would gladly do it for free, your booty (heh..) shall be $20. However, if you need leverage, I will furnish you with the $20 and the girl with $10 (although you might do better to offer her the full $30 and enjoy free butt sex), but again, this is subject to approval and verification.

Option #2: You bring me the dirty ho that wants it in the pooper. In this event you will recieve $30 for the picture I will take of you (not) naked. In the event you bring me more than one ho, you get mad props, and I will make each slut call me your name.

Options for more cash!

In the event that you just don't feel the stakes are worth stretching your doughnut clamp, how about this: Through freezerpants.com we will sell photos and videos of the sphincter stretching, at whatever rate you set. 100% of proceeds will go to you. Let me break this down for you:

You get paid $30 to get nailed in the rear. We/you/they take pictures of you doing the deed. These pictures are made into a gallery (hosted, setup and maintained for free from freezerpants.com, including your own sub-domain (something like slut.freezerpants.com) with a personal webpage.) You set gallery membership rates at, say, $20 bucks a head. 10 people shell out the dough, tada! you just made $200 bucks. Got it? Alright, stop wasting time, let's do some gristle ring work!

The fine print: This game/contest/perversion is subject to approval and verification by me and my agents. It is subject to end at any time, for any reason. Awards and terms may be changed at any time, although minimun pay-outs (as detailed above) are guaranteed. If we (or you) post any images or videos of you getting fucked in the pooper, you will retain full rights to those images, except for use by the site for promotion or personal masturbation.