Presumably, if she is bisexual, and wants your nuts, screwing this chick silly should be a pretty easy step. Moving it forward to nailing her and her room mate shouldn't be too hard, as long as you exhibit cajones. They are room mates, therefor if she is really Bi, her roomie knows already. Get them drunk. Real drunk. Play the role of the male dripping with sexuality and be as smooth and manly as possible while remaining soft and fuckable. This means leaving the eggbeater out of sight.

The kill should be easy if you do it right. By the time you have them drunk enough to do each other, they should also be drunk enough to do you, (unless you look as freaky as you think..then good luck) and you should be able to do her, her roomie, and the mystery friend you mentioned at the last second.

A note from Dr. Jones on the use of Eggbeaters: I highly, highly discourage the use of eggbeaters in the bedroom. Unless your missus is well trimmed/bald in the nether regions. Can you even imagine trying to remove a tangled eggbeater from her crotch? Let me tell you, first hand, from her end, its horrible. The other no-no is electric egg beaters. Never. Ever. (again).

Joe, If you really want to bring a kitchen tool/toy/gadget in to a threeway, Here are some good suggestions:

A warm (small-ish) spatula. Slide this into girl A, then smear her juice on random spots of her body, Girl B (if she is really a freak) will love getting a chance to taste pussy in other places.

A (small) wire whisk. Make sure it doesnt have the metal ring thingy at the top of the handle..those hurt, but otherwise make a great dildo.

The 1993 Dallas Cowboys/Cowgirls. Ok, this isn't from the kitchen, but who wouldn't want them.

Dr. Jones would also like to remind you that toys are nice, but make sure they are safe. More importantly, dont pick stupid fucking toys and forget about some good old head with buckets of cum.

Until next time, Message me here on freezerpants, or send me an email at DrJones@freezerpants.com