Recently we went on our annual "Toys for Tots" drive. To kick off our shopping, our first stop was "Adult World" located just inside greensburgh, on rt 30.

It was there that we purchased the BunnyTron 9000 vibrator.

It advertised heightened arousal.

It advertised extreme pleasure.

It lied.

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It was the BunnyTron 9000. It looked awesome.

It was made by N.Fenchurch Industries, and the packaging claimed "heightened arousal" "extreme pleasure" "fun for her to wear" "beats wearing a thong" "Promotes world peace" "Easy to put on" "Absolutely will not put you to sleep" .
Of all of these, the only claim we cannot prove to be true is the world peace one....

Our testing process:

Step One: Figure out how to put the damned thing on.

After several hours on the internet and a few very expensive phone calls to stockholm, it was discovered that the "instructions" were nothing more than a swedish take out menu.

Step Two: Put the damned thing on, and make adjustments.

After several tries, the BunnyTron9000 was finally in its correct location, and ready to go. To the couch where we can witness the action.

Step three: the action

Realizing that having a clit strimulator/vibrator/world peace magnet strapped on/inserted was not merely enough, it was decided that we should turn it on. (Please be aware, this man is a trained professional, and you should not try turning on a vibrator AND smoking at home..)

Now that the good vibrations were flowing, lets move to step four.
Step Four: Getting off.

It knocked her out cold.

As you can see, not only is this poor scientist/cum samaritan not aroused, she is nearly comatose!

After a careful analysis of the product (we tried it over, and over, and over...) it has been decided that not only is this not suitable for our Toys for Tots program, but we feel we must file suit against N.Fenchurch Industries on the following counts:

Claiming that the BunnyTron9000 would promote arousal in a human female

claiming to be good looking (Mr. Fenchurch repeatedly told us he was a sex machine who knew "spock" personally when we tried to contact him on the phone)

Giving a pink latex rabbit a huge dick and selling it into slavery as a sex toy

Using hard to find "N" size batteries in the damned thing.

Our case will soon be held before a jury at the 69th circuit court, our lawyers tell us that we can put this liar out of business for good. We will keep you posted.

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. Furthermore, the young lady who purchased this toy really truly enjoys it.