Like many other single 20-somethings, I have noticed that I am (what feels like) a dying breed.

Seems everyone is in a relationship, has children, or is married (or will be soon). And no matter how big a pimp you are, you just aren't getting laid as much as your friends. Hell, even the people you once thought would celebrate their 30th birthday as Grand Marshall of the Big "V" club are getting booty.

Click read more to find out.. What all guys are naturally talented at. Whack it.

That's right, flogging the ol' dolphin. Sure the occasional (hourly) stroke can do wonders for an under-sexed libido, but what happens when you get bored with your self?

Well, there is always switching hands. Women: laugh if you want, but it is a whole new ball game. Don't believe me? Try it yourself. (And don't bother playing dumb, we know you are inclined to some self love as well.) But sooner or later, thats going to get old too. Now what? Well, a new style is in order. And just how many ways can a man stretch the sausage? Well, it seems that google feels there are about 64 thousand sites on just that topic.

A quick perusal gives one some good ideas, but most appear to be no brainers. Since the mind is the most powerful sexual organ we possess (unless you have a huge schwanson capable of target range distance ejaculate), let's put it to some use and come up with a few new styles.

The Wringer

Could also be referred to as the "indian rub". Basically lube yourself up slicker than a chemo patient in crisco, clench your penis with two fists (like fighting for a baseball bat) and wring. The motion should be like trying to squeeze out water from a towel. Do this as fast as possible, and wait for either baby batter or fresh squeezed blood.

The Gunslinger

This one takes a bit of set up and a little more privacy, but can sure spice things up. Set up a "course" of sorts, with a series of objects (cups, ex-girlfriends clothing, playboy spreads, etc) scattered about. Assign point values to each "target", pick an end of the course, and start jackin'. The object here is to beat off furiously while walking/running through your course. When you are ready to splooge, the closest "target" is your mark. No cheating! Maintain a constant travel speed, and stop only when ready to blow. For continual challenge, test your stamina/control by working for a specific "target".

The Swami

The Swami is actually two different techniques, of the same name (which is interesting because I am making up with this shit).

Swami #1: Using nothing more than your mind, envision acts of sex and the corresponding feelings. No touching, just imagination. Like a fakir or swami who elevates from the ground with mind power alone, you too shall free your seed from gravities constraints (at least briefly..)

Swami #2: Get a piece of decent linen cloth, just any old towel won't do. Wrap this around your head, much like a turban. Next, pick the most expensive rug in the house (for max effect, it shouldn't be your rug..or linen....or house for that matter) take off all of your clothes, and sit cross legged (swami style!) on the carpet. Jack off. Cream on the carpet. Remove towel, and use it to clean up (read: grind into) the spunk from the carpet. While this doesn't make rubbing on off any better, it sure makes it funnier.

Well, by now you get the gist. Feel free to add your own suggestions to the comments!