This is a question every man wants to know. Some men ponder this becasue they wish to stay away from the rotund. Other turn this over in their head for the simple fact that they want some bang bang. But the fact remains, the fat bitches are somewhere and I intend to find them.




Read more for location Long ago the fat bitches roamed free in this world. Some society members saw fatness as a sign of beauty, others saw the affliction as a sign of wealth, and still others saw it as a strange sexual fetish they just had to fulfill. Whatever the reason, however, these creatures were prevalent in all aspects of life. Unfortunately, as of late, these once majestic and magical peoples have begun to disappear in droves. But wither they went I can only theorize.




Most people believe that the fat bitch breed has just gone into hiding. The majority surmise that under the now thin and beautiful women lies a fat bitch waiting to get out and finger bang anything that gets near her. While this may be true to a point, I don’t believe a human is capable of suppressing the fat bitch forever. This could however explain the fact that beautiful thin women tend to loose their looks as they get older / married. But this theory cannot hold true for if a fat bitch was hidden in all women, there would be far more old fat bitches and most assuredly no MILFS. So while this may be the popular majority view, I cannot and will not accept that a hot skinny girl hides a fat bitch inside her. Thus, we move into my theory of where they keep the fat bitches.




First, an explanation should be given about who exactly “they” are and why “they” are “keeping” the fat bitches to themselves. Of course when I speak of “they,” most peoples’ minds jump to “The Man.” While “The Man” may be a powerful entity in the black community, he is far too frail and weak to have any sway on the fat bitches. No, when I speak of “they” I speak of an entity so secret and powerful that nobody knows the exact identity; society does not even have a clue or an idea. Which brings us to the second part of the explanation, why are “they” keeping the fat bitches to themselves? Well this question can be easily answered from a perspective of power. The fact is, fat bitches just became to powerful both socially and physically. Point in case would be queens were allowed to rule in absence of kings and of course the queens of the time were fat bitches. But the “who” and “why” make no matter when the “where” is really the burning question.




My theory of where they keep the fat bitches is one of forced migration. For a time, the fat bitches were powerful and sovereign with their own society and government. But they could not have such a group congregating and taking hold. So they began prodding and pulling the fat bitches into herds and stashing them away. Finally, after many long years of sweat and toil, most of the fat bitches have been rounded up and forced to live and drink beer with only other fat bitches. Occasionally a fat bitch would break away from the herd. However, because there were so few others, she was forced to become subservient and mingle in with the skinny beautiful women; this instance gave rise to the nottie which eventually became part of every group. But unable to forget the herd mentality forced upon them by their captors, the fat bitches have begun to again congregate in large groups. These groups can be seen in various college sororities that have begun to form. Unfortunately, the numbers of escaped / non-captured fat bitches still remains small and so one must become very adept at scouting for them. But one shore fire way does remain, all one must do to find the blossoming new herds or even a singular nottie is to yell a simple phrase when drinking. “WHERE DO THEY KEEP THE FAT BITCHES!,” and if you are lucky a covert member of “they” will escort you to them but will give you no access to beer. Though remember one thing, once in the presence of a fat bitch, do not take long to spring to action for even as we speak, the great roundup continues.




-Chuck