I have been informed by Christian (who is gay) that one line articles to do not make the front page. As such, I am revising this article to conform to the idealistic view presented by the web admin who is known to be a member of the German National Socialist party. Read more for details. Even at a young age, Christian revealed himself to be a rather outstanding member of a blossoming party in Germany 1930. He, along with two friends Derek Schrock and Dave Kaufman (a Jewish fellow who always seemed smarter than the others) spent their days emulating the mustache styling of their potential Furor. Although young and foolish, Christian ruled this group with an iron fist; he demanded absolute adherence to the stated policies no matter the circumstance. All too often, Derek Schrock would tell Christian he was gay for such things and yet Christian went right ahead with his blitzkrieg of crazy rules. At one point, Christian went so overboard he actually decided to crush his other friend Dave Kaufman's work and rule it as his own. To counter, Dave Kaufman leveraged his wit and cunning, outsmarting Christian with many large words that seemingly only Dave Kaufman knew the meanings. Not to be deterred, Christian pushed ahead at full steam, not only trouncing Dave Kaufman but also taking a few of his foolish rules and adding them to his own repertoire. Finally in a desperate act of self preservation, Derek Schrock and Dave Kaufman combined their wit and made a push for absolute domination. They drew breath and yelled toward Christian "THAT'S OSTENSIBLY GAY!"

-Chuck