I happened to go on a trip to Cedar Point recently with an old roomate and his girlfriend/all her friends. We got to the place and it was cold as balls. As we ride up to the part there is this HUGE phallic looking thing sticking out of the middle of the park. It is of course the new coaster called Top Speed Dragster (which should be called a big fucking rip-off). Read on to find out why. So we get into said park and it happens that its shut down for the day. I figure no big deal since we have a two day pass, I'll ride it tomorrow. So I spend the rest of the day listening to ex-roomates girlfriend bitch about how she will not ride shit and how her hair is getting messed up. We go get a hotel room, drink a bit, and hit the sack early for the exciting new day of riding a 420 ft coaster that goes 120 mph.

We get to the park the next day and as we walk into the park a sign slaps me in the face saying, "The Dragster is currently closed - It may be open later in the day". MAY they say. They might as well of said, "We know you drove from pa to shithole sandusky, paid an assload in tolls and gas, paid even more to get in for the only purpose of riding this ride, but FUCK YOU." So fuck Cedar Point. Weee.