June 2003 Archive

Maintaining the highest double standard

June 30th, 2003

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Some call it a double standard, but we here in Somerset prefer to call it a way of life. In fact, we pride ourselves on maintaining the highest d ...

Where do they keep the fat bitches?

June 27th, 2003

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This is a question every man wants to know. Some men ponder this becasue they wish to stay away from the rotund. Other turn this over in their h ...

Guide: How to nail babes, summer '03

June 26th, 2003

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After a little hiatus, I am back with this summers most vital guide, How to nail babes. Click read more and give 'er your "Oh" Face.. One of the ...

Pictogram Wednesday 06/25/2003

June 25th, 2003

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New pictogram, because nobody else posts... bitches Guess this shit and don't give me any lip girlies Note: Answer for last week posted i ...

Pictogram Wednesday 06/18/2003

June 18th, 2003

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Try to solve the following pictogram with no help from others. Cool, hip new pictogram potentially every week as long as I don't get lazy block. ...

The comedy styling of Derek Kaufman

June 16th, 2003

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I have been informed by Christian (who is gay) that one line articles to do not make the front page. As such, I am revising this article to confo ...

Extinct Ass-Breathing Turtle

June 14th, 2003

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I know, I thought the same thing, but it was just too bizzare to pass up.  Not only was this lillte ninja thought to be extinct, it breathes ...

The Degeneration of Our Parents (or; How to make your mom waste money)

June 11th, 2003

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I have definitive proof that now that our parents have thrown us out they have far too much time and/or money on their hands. click read more or ...

Cedar Point can SUCK MY ASS!!

June 6th, 2003

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I happened to go on a trip to Cedar Point recently with an old roomate and his girlfriend/all her friends. We got to the place and it was cold as ...

SHOE!

June 5th, 2003

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If you have flipped through the pages of any magazine or been to footlocker (presumably for your two pair of air force ones), you have seen the Ni ...