We here at freezerpants.com have unearthed an incredibly rare rookie method card "The Ivory Tickler Method". You won't want to miss this one folks!

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Description:

This rookie was a mid field pick at best during its farm days. Yet amazingly, this sleeper showed amazing prowess when it broke onto the major league scene. In one season this future MVP demonstrated just how much a pimp a piano player could be. Sadly, after only one season, this rookie disappeared from the sport alltogether.

The person performing this method is going to have a great sense of humor and most importantly, an amazing musical talent. With the ability to force a woman out of her clothes and into his bed with the mere mention of a little music, this method is on the fast track to some amazing stats.

Women quickly realize that the finger of the Ivory Tickler can make a piano sing a concerto, and a girl scream a symphony. And thats just in the first movement. The artistry of the Ivory Ticklers deep pounding bass lines and sensual fingerwork can only leave the female audience crying for more and faster.

Career Ender:

Unfortunately, practioners of this method, will quickly forget about their power, and settle in with one song. They will play this song repeatedly until the end of time, leaving the other players scratching their head, asking the question "Why would someone with so much talent, and so many girls begging to be nailed, quit before their prime?" The women will be left soaked in anticipation for the sexual equivalent of Schuberts unfinished symphony.

We don't know what happened, but this future babe ruth of banging has left a lot of women out in the cold.

Identification:

Users of the Ivory Tickler Method can often be Identified by unkempt hair/beards. A favorite campatriot of men, and the object of womens wet dreams. Will demonstrate amazing proficiency on the piano before dismissing it as "nothing".

Note: this method will get you laid, a lot. But only for a short while, before you will settle for one person only. Huge potential, low stats.