This is part one of a multi-part article taking an in depth look at how we as 17-30 year olds have been wrongfully forcefully sexually repressed.

Today is Part 1:How the PTA started sucking the fun out of sex.

click read more to read the first part of this article.

Do you remember when sex was fun? For those of you that are still virgins, just take my word on this one.

If you were born at any period after 1958 and you answered yes, you are a liar. Why are you a liar? Because you are too young to realize just how much fun sex is supposed to be.

How did you end up robbed of your god-given right as an American Young adult to engage in joyfull sex? Mildred Bissel is how.

To keep it brief, Mildred Bissel campaigned for sexual reform by way of misinformation. Her incredibly motivational speech at the January 2nd 1979 Marietta, Georgia PTA meeting was wildly successful. And how could it not be? She modelled the pace, pitch, and points of impact after Hitlers speech on January 30th of 1939 in Berlin, often considered his most impressive. Her motivation for this reform was after she overheard her 17 year old grandson (Henry) offer his girlfriend (Candace) his "candy cane". Being a fan of the holiday treat, she rushed into the room to claim one as well. The shock of seeing Candy orally removing his stripes was too much for the old bird, and she launched her campaign shortly after Christmas.

Her speech moved religious leaders, parents, and teachers all through the South to adopt her proposed misinformation campaign. Soon thereafter virtually all Youth Leaders were preaching non-stop about the negative aspects of sex, and demonizing the more harmless aspects. Soon children everywhere were not only made aware of the potential for STDs and pregnancy, but they soon became so repressed that oral sex, group sex, most sexual positions, and amazingly enough, masturbation, were taboo.

Fast forward to the present.

Now we as current graduates from the school of sexual misinformation are widely repressed. After watching the History Channels special on the sexual liberation of the 70's (Boogie Nights: an in depth look at the joy of blow jobs and three ways) I realized just how much we were missing.

For example, a recent survey in Popular Sex & Polls showed that 60% of women will not give men blowjobs. Of this 60% , 10% claimed it was because they were gay, 11% claimed it was because they were bitches, 3% because they date people with hygiene issues, and a stunning 74% attributed it to an inexplicable feeling of wrong-doing!

The statistics for three-ways, masturbation and same-sex intercourse are also staggering, here is a quick run down. (all of these polls were conducted with straight subjects)

• 53% of women were unwilling to engage in a threesome with another male and a woman.
  
• 76% of women were unwilling to engage in a threesome with two males.
  
• 91% of women were unwilling to engage in a threesome with two women.
  
• 64% of women were unwilling to masturbate. (or at least admit it, we all know they lie about that anyways)
  
• 74% of women were unwilling to provide "road head" on a regular basis.
  
• 98% of women were unwilling to post pictures of their boobs to this website.
  
• 32% of men were unwilling to engage in a threesome with another male and a woman
  
• 13% of men were unwilling to engage in a threesome with two women.
  
• 4% of men were unwilling to masturbate.