As any of you people who have followed these sites around may recall, there was a series of trading card released nearly a year ago that celebrated the Great Methods for Picking Up Women. We here at freezerpants.com have uncovered a shoebox of these bad boys, and are going to be posting them over the course of the next..well however long.

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Todays trading card is: The Phish Phiend

The Phish Phiend Method works well on women who are interested in intense men, or men who are passionate.

Description:
Some women feel that men who are passionate about a particular thing are attractive. The Phish Phiend is not only passionate, he is addicted. His quiet wit, won't wow the ladies, but it won't scare them off either. Once he is able to start talking about Phish, it will be only a matter of time before he is able to lure her to his home for a private listening to any one of the 400 live recorded variations of "Harry the Hood" or any other selection from his 563 gigabytes of live phish.

This method works well at drawing her attention, but falls short of maintaining it. Most women will lose interest when they are spending alone time with the Phish Phiend, and rather than spend time together, the Phish Phiend will search the internet for days on end because he heard that there is yet another recording from Big Cyprus. (This time by a midget standing to the LEFT of the stage! RARE!MUSST HERE!)

Compatibility:
This method is 100% compatible with other like minded women, most of which are hippy wannabes that smell like potulli. Best used in areas of the world where tree hugging is prominent.

Identification:
Users of the Phish Phiend method can be identified through a number of ways. To easily locate a phish phiend, look for a male with an overgrown looking bowl cut, with sideburns that could be clip ons. Make an Idle comment about Tres (tray, treigh, trae, whatever) being cool, and if their eyes open to 3/4 and they say something about phish being awesome, then ask if you have heard of some obscure re-recording of a song, you have found your man. Has overly developed sense of loyalty to one make and model of car.

Please note: This method has never actually gotten anyone laid.