so today is april 08 and i ask myself why the fuck is there snow on the ground? Cause mother nature is a big cunty whore. she fucked us.

I was planning on seein' booty shorts and tanktops on chicks the rest of semester, but now I have to deal with every girl having a sta-puffed marshmellow man body cause of their new fucking Abercrombie and Fitch parkas.

Yeah it was funny when she played that april fools joke on us, but now it's not funny. I know whats wrong , shes not getting any loving. father time needs give her some deep dicking, cause shes taking it out on us.