Well the site is officially up, and its URL is FreezerPants.com

Please note, that it may take a day for the address to work as the various servers on the internet are run by aging hamsters

Click read more for a little explanation on the site name. Why is this site called freezerpants.com?

Well any of you who have done some serious drinkin' with me in the past have no doubt witnessed the pants optional keg stand.

You know, the one where I take my pants off and put them in the freezer.

But why?

Beats the hell out of me. Its somehow has its roots in either myself or matt diesel originally deciding to take our pants off at a party. I don't really recall who did it first, but the smart money is on him. For some reason from that point on, when booze entered the picture, the pants left it.

In fact, it reached near epidemic proportions several summers ago, when you were hard put to find any of the male party goers (in our group at least) and even some of the ladies, with pants on.

But where does the freezer enter in to it all?

Again, thats a little hazy..

Several of my friends during my moments of trouser liberation decided it would be funny to hide my pants. The poor leggings ended up in everything from a closet, to a trash can, to stuffed above a refrigerator.

Tired of trying to track down my wayward pants, I decided to nip the problem in the bud.

I would be the one that hid them. The first place I could think of? The freezer. From that point on, when I was ready for a keg stand, in the freezer they went, and I into the air.

And you decided to call your site this...


Well I can't take credit for this bit of genius, that was actually Dave's idea. The best part is, it seems to fit the predicted trend for this site, humorous, odd, and defining non sequitor.

And if you managed to get this far, I might as well lay out some ground rules for the site.

I don't care what you post.

I don't care what you post.

Basically everything is fair game. War, religion, sex, drugs, livestock, pictures of people we may or may not know photoshopped, I just don't care. As long as it makes someone chuckle. Even a little. If it manages to infuriate people, even better. That said, let me also say this: Nothing on this site is to be take seriously, taken personally, or taken to the max. If someone posts something you don't like. Tell them so. The more caustic the better. Thats why we have comments.

Of course, to be fair, if you appreciated something someone wrote/did, tell them so. If the authors don't think anyone is reading/appreciating their work, they may just stop doing it, and we need material to make this site work.

In short: if you want to post an article about raping a dead goat and finishing off with a money shot to the horns, go for it. If you think that was an a gay article, or a funny article. Tell the author so. If that goat belonged to you and it makes you feel hollow on the inside like an unfilled twinkie. Shut up, because its just a joke. And finally, not everything written will be posted, but the odds are in your favor it will be.

Have fun fags.