All of the reasons a drunk could possibly (maybe) provide for not sleeping alone. Sleeping alone sucks for a lot of reasons.

You might have two pillows in your bed, but you may only use one for your head. The other? Well you throw your arms around it, because sleeping alone sucks.

But lets examine why.

The first of course is genitalia.
There isn't a person alive who can argue that waking up in the middle of the night and having someones genitals to grab/fondle is bad.
Seriously people, how many people wouldn't like that?
Then of course there is the whole warmth factor. Alright to be fair, this is a shallow one. But have you ever gotten up in the middle of the night for that unwanted/unanticipated shit, and when you return to your bed, it's cold? Well the solution here of course is to have someone in that bed keeping it warm. Even if by the light of day you will this person dead, at least at night they help keep you warm.

There is of course the sex. I don't think I need to say a whole lot about this one, except, how nice is it to be awoken to someone providing you with oral satisfaction? I mean seriously, is there anyone in their right mind that would complain about that?

Also there is the alarm factor.

I myself am a late sleeper. I can sleep through any alarm under the sun. But just stir next to me, and I am awake. A bed partner that wakes religiously at an early hour is awesome just because it makes you on time.

And there is the peace factor. I have slept next to a whole lot of people that not only would I never introduce to my parent(s), but would also never admit to sleeping next to, nude or otherwise.

But honestly, even the ugliest, fattest person you can find, makes you feel more at peace when you sleep next to them.

Just the thought of warm skin next to yours, in a restful state calms the inner mind. This could be a person you never will admit to seeing naked, but that one nights worth of sleep was so worth it.

And of course there is the deviant factor.

As a male, while spooning with a girl, if she is really out, you could totally stick her in the butt. Do it slow, do it carefully, do it right. When she awakes to realize that you are sticking her in the pooper, totally pretend to be asleep, as she squirms and moves, pretend that you are just waking up, that you in her butt is a complete accident, and play it cool from there.
If you have been that slick from there, continuing should be no problem.

As a girl, you may wonder what perks you have.
Two words, morning wood. Wake up minutes before the guy sleeping next to you does and you will discover an awesome thing next to you.

An erection

This erection can be used any way you see fit. Ride it, lick it, flick it, rub it, taste it, whatever. You have a few minutes before the guy wakes up, and even when he does, odds are he will last a little longer than he normally would, so use it to your advantage.
The best part? No man will call rape on this one. No real man at least. You don't have to worry about "taking advantage" of him, for he surely will not complain as long as he gets off and/or sees you do the same.

So if after all these reasons are not good enough to find someone to sleep next to tonight, let me at least tell you a humorous horror story.

I once while sleeping next to a now ex-girlfriend had a nightmare, threw her into a headlock, and flung her out of her own bed. Apparently I nearly strangled her prior, and she awoke me the next morning (after she slept on the couch) with bruises 'round her neck and an incredible story. We still talk, and I still feel bad. The moral of that one though is, don't sleep next to a guy you cheated on (espec. when he knows it), he may have nightmares.

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