April 2003 Archive

I Plead the 5th: Current Lawsuits Vol. 1

April 30th, 2003

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Hello everyone. I’d like to take this time to properly apologize to all of you for my extended journalistic sabbatical. These last few months ha ...

The Great Methods Trading cards...

April 29th, 2003

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We here at freezerpants.com have unearthed an incredibly rare rookie method card "The Ivory Tickler Method". You won't want to miss this one folks ...

And the Music Industry Topless....I Mean Topples

April 25th, 2003

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However "completely rad" or "boss" or "pimpin' fresh" or even "far-out" you think boy bands are, prepare for their downfall by the hands of the ne ...

Blow me for freedom: Part Three

April 24th, 2003

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The third and final installation of the Blow me for Freedom article series. This final episode contains suggestions for losing sexual inhibitions ...

Blow me for Freedom: Part Two

April 22nd, 2003

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Part two of the Blow me for Freedom series. This installment provides a few examples for sexual liberation. See Part One for the first installment ...

Blow me for Freedom: Defeating programmed sexual cowardice

April 22nd, 2003

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This is part one of a multi-part article taking an in depth look at how we as 17-30 year olds have been wrongfully forcefully sexually repressed. ...

The Great Methods Trading cards...

April 14th, 2003

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As any of you people who have followed these sites around may recall, there was a series of trading card released nearly a year ago that celebrate ...

Is drinking bad for the world?

April 10th, 2003

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Do you believe that is drinking bad? Do you believe that drinking will ruin your life? Do you believe that drinking will ruin the lives of yo ...

Wanna make a buck?

April 9th, 2003

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Wanna make a buck? Wanna help this site move to a fast dedicated server? Wanna own some funny shit? read more.. Some of you will notice that on th ...

Mother Nature is WHORE!!!!!

April 8th, 2003

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so today is april 08 and i ask myself why the fuck is there snow on the ground? Cause mother nature is a big cunty whore. she fucked us. I wa ...

the pants have it..

April 7th, 2003

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Well the site is officially up, and its URL is FreezerPants.com Please note, that it may take a day for the address to work as the various servers ...

Why sleeping alone sucks.

April 6th, 2003

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All of the reasons a drunk could possibly (maybe) provide for not sleeping alone. Sleeping alone sucks for a lot of reasons. You might have two p ...

1984 is here.

April 2nd, 2003

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Welcome to freezerpants.com. Just remember; here at freezerpants, Big Brother is watching you.... and war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignor ...

WANTED

April 2nd, 2003

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The site doesn't have a name!!! We need a name. any ideas are welcome, please post them in the comments section of this posting. Once we have a f ...

It's not quite ready...

April 1st, 2003

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