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Hello everyone. I’d like to take this time to properly apologize to all of you for my extended journalistic sabbatical. These last few months ha ...

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We here at freezerpants.com have unearthed an incredibly rare rookie method card "The Ivory Tickler Method". You won't want to miss this one folks ...

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However "completely rad" or "boss" or "pimpin' fresh" or even "far-out" you think boy bands are, prepare for their downfall by the hands of the ne ...

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The third and final installation of the Blow me for Freedom article series. This final episode contains suggestions for losing sexual inhibitions ...

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Part two of the Blow me for Freedom series. This installment provides a few examples for sexual liberation. See Part One for the first installment ...

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This is part one of a multi-part article taking an in depth look at how we as 17-30 year olds have been wrongfully forcefully sexually repressed. ...

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As any of you people who have followed these sites around may recall, there was a series of trading card released nearly a year ago that celebrate ...

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Do you believe that is drinking bad? Do you believe that drinking will ruin your life? Do you believe that drinking will ruin the lives of yo ...

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Wanna make a buck? Wanna help this site move to a fast dedicated server? Wanna own some funny shit? read more.. Some of you will notice that on th ...

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so today is april 08 and i ask myself why the fuck is there snow on the ground? Cause mother nature is a big cunty whore. she fucked us. I wa ...

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Well the site is officially up, and its URL is FreezerPants.com Please note, that it may take a day for the address to work as the various servers ...

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All of the reasons a drunk could possibly (maybe) provide for not sleeping alone. Sleeping alone sucks for a lot of reasons. You might have two p ...

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Welcome to freezerpants.com. Just remember; here at freezerpants, Big Brother is watching you.... and war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignor ...

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The site doesn't have a name!!! We need a name. any ideas are welcome, please post them in the comments section of this posting. Once we have a f ...

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